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I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE. I CAN’T FUCKING DO IT FUCK let me reblog this againnot possible omg what blue key i got out of this house in 30 minutes :D WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU FIND THE BLUE KEY!? SERIOUSLY I’VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR HOURS I’VE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE YESTERDAY, I’M SO FUCKING STUPID. I CAN’T FUCK
My Adventures in an Anime Chatroom
weirdo1: I recommend Shane Dawson
Assassin5: I'll grab it.
shirazugami6: I looked him up and I thought it was a girl.
weirdo1: He dresses like a girl
shirazugami: Sorry, but I appreciate my men to be manly.
weirdo1: I like them emo.
shirazugami6: Emo's are only entertaining in gay porn.
i have a big black clock
lolsofunny: reblog if you misread that
Reblog if ever you did this when you were little.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: doo-da-dooitsallgood: you will start the process like this and then end up like this Here is a fabulous blog for you to follow When I was little? Still do honey
When you discover an awesome tumblr
lolsofunny: Initial reaction: Creep through 50 pages: Reblog/Like everything: Worry that they’ll think you’re a creeper: Realize you don’t care: & then you realize you were looking at your own blog .
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Replace the first letter of your name with W and...
acciohedwig: xotinalynne: This will be fun considering how short my name is…Tene Lynne Ng. Wvelen. Welp. Jordan Werden lol
Faiwyn: Is in Greenscale with the guild! WIsh us...
Faiwyn: Is in Greenscale with the guild! WIsh us luck #RiftFaiwyn
Japanese Guide for Idiots 2
LESSON 2: Greetings and Introductions Now that we’ve gotten the basic sentence pattern out of the way, let’s start with the very top: こんにちは！私の名前はジョーダンです。どうぞよろしく。 こんいちは！わたしのなまえはジョーダンです。どうぞよろしく。 Konnichiwa! Watashi no namae wa Jyoodan desu. Douzo yoroshiku. Hello! My name is Jordan, pleasure to meet you. Here is the same sentence repeated in 4 times with each row becoming more ...
Japanese Guide for Idiots 1
Hello ladies and gents, dudes and gals. Now this introduction will address a number of specific audiences, so if you fall under that category please go read that section. Weaboos/Wapanese/Japanophiles: You, yes all of you that fall under this category, we are pretty sick and tired of you running around and spouting your bullshit Wapanese speak. Please refrain from speaking the language if you...
Common Conversations of My Life
Dad: "Hey Jordan, what's the Girl Scout cookie that tastes amazing but is really bad for you?"
Me: "That would be all of them, Dad."
Brother: "Jordan, did you know that Earth is a galaxy?"
Me: "*laughing* No it's not, what the hell are you talking about?"
Brother: "Yes it is!"
Me: "Lol no"
Brother: "It is in Super Mario Galaxy 2!"
Me: "VIDEOGAMES DO NOT EQUATE TO REAL LIFE"
Brother: "So? It's a galaxy"
Me: "What are you daft?"
Brother: "No!...What does that mean?"
That awkward moment when you first introduce 2 of...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: And they like each other: And then they get really close: And then they’re always talking: And then finally they start making plans without you: So you’re like: Bitch pay attention to me! Submitted by do-thepanic Follow The Funniest...
lawlspy: mrs-bishop: reaill: wwiao: p3nisp0w3r-: argumentinvalid: GPOY OF EVERYONE ON TUMBLR. i just SCREAMED LOL almost spittook my diet dr. pepper O|—< now in video form YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM
Reblog if you’re not pregnant.
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Worse Than a Pagent Mom.
weaboostories: So I think I have a story about one of the rarer weeaboo encounters. I’m sure you know about those creepy moms that ruthlessly support their child’s sport/cheerleading squad/dance class/etc to the point where everybody hates them yes? We have one of those, but for anime. See me and my friends run an independent (not tied to a school, etc) anime club and there’s this girl who’s...
Weeaboo Stories: Short expository essay on... →
weaboostories: An otaku (お宅) is a derogatory word referring to extremist fans dedicated to a subject or hobby (usually anime or manga, but can be anything) to the point of almost becoming a shut in. The world itself is the honorific of the Japanese word “taku”, meaning “home”. However, fans of anime, manga,…
"She asked for it"
weaboostories: Remember this post I made last night? And how I re-rebagled it to add what the OP, SafetyPin01, Resembool Ranger Extraordinaire had said in reaction to the Vic molestation stories posted on this blog? “”Not saying that she is completely at fault “if” it did happen(which I doubt it did) but a lot of girls that get molested walk around like they are hot shit and the clothes they...