why does he need to be our president when he’s already the mayor of whoville?
obama: I'm a better president than you
romney: but you believe in pro-choice
obama: women are people too
romney: suck a dick
obama: I would but you'd make it illegal
fyeahcomputersciencemajorpenguin:
I’ve done this, multiple times. My math teacher used to be a programmer though, so he understand most of what I wrote.
Venus flytrap girl is really good at controlling your bug problem! Kinda messy about it though.
ERDI LOOK
you know if sburb actually was real and we all started playing can you imagine how pissed off all the other fandoms would be
The fucking world would be ending and they’d be like
OF ALL THE FUCKING FANDOMS IN THE WORLD TO ACTUALLY GET THEIR STORY TO BE REAL AND ACTUALLY GET TO LIVE IT IT FUCKING HAD TO BE THEM
I COULD BE IN A TARDIS OR AT HOGWARTS OR BE A MAGICAL GIRL AND MAKE A CONTRACT OR BE THE KEYBLADE MASTER OKAY I COULD FUCKING BE SAILOR MOON
BUT NO I’M DYING IN A METEOR APOCALYPSE BECAUSE OF ALL THE FANDOMS
IT HAD TO BE HOMESTUCK
